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“I’M THE SWOLE DAD YOUR KIDS WARNED YOU ABOUT”
Because strength runs deeper than DNA, and dad jokes hit harder when you’ve got veins in your forearms and a PR in the garage gym.
This tee’s for the dads who dominate the squat rack before soccer practice. Who meal prep, mow lawns, and max out deadlifts. Whether you’re a day-one disciple or just cult-curious, this shirt sends a clear message:
Dad strength is real. And it’s coming for your bench press.
🔥 ABOUT THIS ITEM
Athletic fit gym shirt with distressed lettering
“Swole Dad” graphic printed on a soft, breathable tee
Perfect for workouts, dad jokes, and making teenage boyfriends nervous
Built for dads who lift and the families who fear them (lovingly)
⚙️ FEATURES
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors may contain polyester)
Lightweight feel with just the right amount of stretch
Tear-away label for ultimate comfort
Printed via DTF for durable design that won’t fade under pressure
🎯 PERFECT FOR
Father’s Day gifts (especially last-minute legends)
Garage gym kings and home gym heroes
Swole dads, fit uncles, or any iron-willed man with kids and calluses
♻️ SUSTAINABLE PRINTING
This shirt is made to order. No excess inventory, no wasted materials. You support a small shop and help save the planet, one strong dad at a time.
Lift. Lead. Embarrass your kids at school pickup. Welcome to The Chalk Cult.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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