🔥 ABOUT THIS ITEM
This hoodie’s for the lifters who talk like champions… and nap like grandpas.
“Built Like a Legend. Soft Like a Pillow.”
It’s the ultimate contradiction...and if you know, you know.
Printed on the heavyweight Gildan 18500, this hoodie’s got enough warmth to be your pump cover, post-leg-day recovery layer, or just your favorite couch-bound flex.
⚙️ FEATURES
• Gildan 18500 heavyweight hoodie
• Classic fit, fleece-lined, and built to survive the squat rack and the sofa
• High-contrast, cracked-print design up top
• Handwritten-style punchline that seals the joke
• Durable enough for lifting, soft enough for rest day
🎯 PERFECT FOR
• Gym bros who don’t take themselves too seriously
• Powerlifters with a bedtime
• Big lifters, big hearts, and even bigger naps
♻️ SUSTAINABLE PRINTING
Each hoodie is printed on demand, not mass-produced. Your order supports small creators and keeps your gym gear personal, not generic.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Shipping from United States
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5-7 business days
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