🔥 ABOUT THIS ITEM
You're not just a dad.
You're the reason your kid’s friends suddenly care about “sir” and side lateral raises.
“I’m the swole dad your kids warned you about.”
It’s not a threat, it’s a flex. And this heavyweight hoodie brings the heat whether you’re throwing plates in the garage or coaching from the sidelines in full beast mode.
With a clean oversized fit and chalk-distressed lettering, this pump cover was made for the alpha figure in every family, the guy with protein powder in his cupholder and dumbbells in the driveway.
⚙️ FEATURES
• Gildan 18500 heavyweight fleece hoodie
• Oversized pump cover feel, roomy, rugged, and dad-bodied to perfection
• Cracked white print that looks like it bench-pressed its own press run
• Sizes S–5XL, because swole comes in all dad shapes
🎯 PERFECT FOR
• Gym dads, grandlads, bonus dads, and father figures with delt dominance
• Killer Father’s Day gifts or any day ending in “lift”
• Repping both Dad Strength and God Mode at the same time
♻️ SUSTAINABLE PRINTING
Each piece is printed on demand with zero waste and all intention.
Support small. Lift big. Be the swole warning they can’t ignore.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Shipping from United States
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5-7 business days
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