🔥 ABOUT THIS ITEM
This hoodie isn’t here to save your soul, it’s here to bury your quads.
Deadlift. Repent. Repeat.
Three words. One code.
You break yourself under the bar, say a quick prayer to the iron gods, and do it all over again.
Built from heavyweight fleece, this hoodie is a pump cover made for the unholy lifter. The ones who lift heavy, lift angry, and lift with purpose. Whether you're chalked up for max effort or warming up in silence, this hoodie is your ritual robe.
⚙️ FEATURES
• Gildan 18500 fleece-lined hoodie with heavyweight comfort
• Oversized fit = proper pump cover for layering or straight-up lifting
• Distressed block text, bold and loud, like your final pull
• S–5XL sizing for sinners of all sizes
🎯 PERFECT FOR
• Deadlift days and deficit pain
• Garage gym warriors and squat rack sermons
• Anyone who lifts hard enough to need forgiveness afterward
♻️ SUSTAINABLE PRINTING
Printed on demand with minimal waste and zero fluff. You get the gear, not the guilt. Every hoodie is made for the mission, not the mall.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Shipping from United States
Processing time
5-7 business days
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I gladly accept cancellations
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Contact
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