🔥 ABOUT THIS ITEM
You didn’t come to blend in.
You came. You saw.
You axle pressed.
This hoodie is for the strongman soul trapped in a world of boring barbells. Whether you're cleaning rusty logs or splitting stones in your garage gym, this heavyweight pump cover lets them know, you're not just lifting… you're conquering.
Crafted from fleece-lined Gildan stock and printed with gritty, chalk-worn typography, this hoodie hits like a PR and wears like armor.
⚙️ FEATURES
• Heavyweight Gildan 18500 hoodie, warm, rugged, and built for war
• Distressed stencil-style print, bold enough to read through the chalk storm
• Roomy pump cover fit that still lets you breathe between sets
• Available in S–5XL because strongmen aren’t small
🎯 PERFECT FOR
• Strongman athletes, axle press addicts, and gym legends in the making
• Event days, garage lifts, or mid-rep bragging rights
• Anyone who believes lifting logs is just the beginning
♻️ SUSTAINABLE PRINTING
Printed on demand. No overstock, no waste, just purpose. Like your lifts, it’s all about intention and execution.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Shipping from United States
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5-7 business days
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