Funny gym tank top men “History Is Written By The Swole” powerlifting muscle tee—perfect for history-loving lifters and strongman scholars.
Fuel your lifts and your legacy with this History Is Written By The Swole gym tank from The Chalk Cult. Featuring the British bulldog himself sipping a post-set shake in full suspenders and biceps that won the war, this shirt combines historic grit with unapologetic pump worship.
Printed on the Bella + Canvas 3480 unisex jersey tank, this design is perfect for garage gym generals, strongman scholars, and anyone who wants to lift heavy and lead harder.
💪 FEATURES:
Bella + Canvas 3480: soft, durable, and side-seamed for comfort
Unisex fit with clean arm cuts and quality fabric
Printed using high-res DTG for lasting print detail
Hand-drawn exclusive art by The Chalk Cult
🎯 PERFECT FOR:
History-loving lifters
Funny gym gifts for men
British gym humor fans
Powerlifting history nerds
Strongmen who respect sass and strategy
♻️ PRINTING + CARE:
Eco-conscious DTG printing
Wash cold, tumble dry low, or hang dry to preserve Churchill’s glory
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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