“Give me preworkout, or give me death!”
— Patrick Henry, maybe for some New Year’s revolution.
Lead your lifts like a legend with this Patrick Henry gym tank from The Chalk Cult. Depicted mid-scream, shaker raised in rebellion, this design captures the exact moment freedom met 400mg of caffeine.
Printed on the Bella + Canvas 3480, this unisex tank is as breathable as your first hit of beta-alanine and as bold as liberty itself.
💪 FEATURES:
Bella + Canvas 3480 tank: durable, soft, athletic fit
DTG-printed with exclusive high-contrast artwork
Lightweight fabric perfect for lifting, rallies, or revolutions
Built for lifters with a cause (or a caffeine addiction)
🎯 PERFECT FOR:
Gym bros with founding energy
Preworkout-obsessed lifters
Funny fitness gift for patriots
Revolutionary gym apparel fans
CrossFit and garage gym lifers
♻️ PRINTING + CARE:
Eco-conscious DTG printing
Machine wash cold, hang dry for max print life
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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