“Deadlifts are the foundation of democracy.”
— George Washington, Don't Quote Me On That.
Declare your independence from weak lifts in this Founding Father gym tank, exclusively from The Chalk Cult. Featuring George Washington in peak Revolutionary bro mode, ripping a deadlift with more freedom than a July 4th cookout, this shirt is where comedy meets powerlifting pride.
Printed on the Bella + Canvas 3480 Men’s Staple Tank Top, known for its soft feel, durable seams, and top potential rating on Printful, this is the go-to for athletes who want humor with their hypertrophy.
💪 FEATURES:
Bella + Canvas 3480 Men’s Staple Tank Top
Unisex fit with a modern athletic cut
Ringspun cotton or cotton/poly blend depending on color
Side-seamed, durable, breathable; ideal for lifting and lounging
Original hand-drawn artwork, exclusive to The Chalk Cult
🎯 IDEAL FOR:
Strongmen with a sense of humor
Gym dads and barbell patriots
CrossFit colonies and garage gym rebels
Deadlift PRs and Fourth of July gains
♻️ ECO PRINTING + CARE:
Printed via eco-conscious DTG printing with vivid inks
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low...or hang dry for liberty’s sake
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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