🔥 ABOUT THIS ITEM
Never skip chest day, or world history. This vinyl sticker features a reimagined Winston Churchill mid-sip of something far stronger than tea. With the iconic quote “History is written by the swole,” this piece is for lifters who train not just for strength, but for legacy. Let your gear speak like a war speech...loud, proud, and pumped.
⚔️ FEATURES
• High-quality vinyl with precision-cut matte border
• Bubble-free application for smooth, peel-proof flex
• Built to survive battle; sweat, weather, or squats
• Available in multiple sizes for every gym general
🎯 PERFECT FOR
• Preworkout patriots and scholarly swolebros
• Gym lockers, lifting logs, water jugs, and history classrooms
• Anyone who believes "we shall lift on the beaches..."
♻️ SUSTAINABLE PRINTING
Printed on-demand to reduce waste. Designed by The Chalk Cult, where legends don’t die...they just rehydrate.
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