🔥 ABOUT THIS ITEM
Whether you're lifting iron or spiritual burdens, this sticker reminds us all of the sacred truth: The pump is proof of divine favor. Featuring a swole Saint Augustine basking in post-set bliss, this vinyl decal blends heavenly aesthetics with gym-floor grit. A must-have for lifters of faith and lifters of dumbbells.
⚔️ FEATURES
• Durable, matte-finish vinyl with clean-cut halo silhouette
• Bubble-free application for prayer journals or protein shakers
• Weather-resistant; survives sweat, rain, or baptism-by-superset
• Available in multiple sizes for altar or armpit bottle placement
🎯 PERFECT FOR
• Faithful gym rats, lifter monks, and protein-powered philosophers
• Lockers, water bottles, gym logs, theology textbooks
• Anyone who believes that repentance requires reps
♻️ SUSTAINABLE PRINTING
Printed to order to keep your soul and the planet clean. Powered by The Chalk Cult, where mass is celebrated in kilograms and miracles come in PR form.
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